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Resident Alien 2×16 Asta Twelvetrees : Do all alien babies on your planet do this? Harry Vanderspeigle : No. My Moesha is special. Asta T...

Resident Alien 2×15 Asta Twelvetrees : You're not answering your phone. Harry Vanderspeigle : Did you call me to tell me to come in to...

Resident Alien 2×14 Harry Vanderspeigle: I would not want to be a fish, in the same way I do not want to be a human. So much of their lives...

Resident Alien 2×13 Asta Twelvetrees : Do you have a time machine? Wait! Can we go back in time? Harry Vanderspeigle : There is no such th...

Resident Alien 2×12 Sheriff Mike Thompson : Hey, you know what? Maybe in my movie, I got a trusty sidekick, right, who does all the paperwo...

Resident Alien 2×11 D'Arcy Bloom : I'm like one of those condemned buildings that doesn't have a sign outside that says, "...

Resident Alien 2×10 Harry Vanderspeigle : My official findings are consistent with my initial theory. I was right, and now I'm more rig...

Resident Alien 2×9 Harry Vanderspeigle: Death is not a loss for my people, not like it is for humans. Where I am from, everything that exis...

Resident Alien 2×8 Mayor Ben Hawthorne : Dr. Harry Vanderspeigle. Here's to another trip around the Sun, Dr. V! Sheriff Mike Thompson ...

Resident Alien 2×7 Harry Vanderspeigle : Well, I took some LSD on my tongue. And now I'm surrounded by horrible creatures. I just saw a...

Resident Alien 2×6 Sheriff Mike Thompson : Do you know anything about, uh, getting stains out of couch cushions? I mean deep stains. Mayo...

Resident Alien 2×5 Harry Vanderspeigle : Hello. Can I talk to the alien, please? Harry Vanderspeigle : Mm. He hung up. He knows my mother...

Resident Alien 2×4 Harry Vanderspeigle: Children, a pestilence... They are not so much born, but replicate like a virus, continuing humanit...

Resident Alien 2×3 Sheriff Mike Thompson : That's a goddamn it! You need a silver bullet in your ass, you albino-ass werewolf mother......

Resident Alien 2×2 Harry Vanderspeigle : You don't know anything about space. You are a Colorado octopus. N 42 : Is that where we are?...

Resident Alien 2×1 Harry Vanderspeigle: Being an alien is easier than being a human. We have evolved past having emotions, so we are not fo...

Resident Alien 1×10 Harry Vanderspeigle: Everyone has to die. It is the normal cycle of life for beings across the entire universe. Some ma...

Resident Alien 1×9 Asta Twelvetrees : Jesus, can you just put a sock on it? Harry Vanderspeigle : It likes the fresh air. Also, it's n...

Resident Alien 1×8 Asta Twelvetrees : No, no, no, no. Half your face is all wrong. Harry Vanderspeigle : Offensive. Harry Vanderspeigle ...

Resident Alien 1×7 Harry Vanderspeigle: The biggest misconception humans have about the universe is that it's enormous... It's not....